Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding ceremony invitation was a harbinger of the attire apocalypse that was about to hit Venice, Italy, the place the couple determined to spend three days celebrating their union with an assemblage of movie star visitors. Very similar to the invite, most of the attendees’ outfits did not precisely look luxurious — they weren’t what you’d count on to see at a marriage with an estimated $50 million price ticket.

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The low-end wedding ceremony invitation was one thing a teen might need made in pc class circa 1999 with its smattering of butterfly, dragonfly, and chook clipart. Bezos and Sánchez ever so graciously requested their visitors to not deliver presents, permitting them to spend extra of their wedding ceremony budgets on their ensembles. Sadly, it appeared like mentioned visitors took a take a look at pictures of Sánchez’s ever-growing assortment of inappropriate attire and determined that one of the best ways to get in her good graces was to garb themselves in equally gaudy clothes. In the meantime, many social media customers had been disgusted with the celebs’ shows of decadence throughout a time when so many are struggling to make ends meet. It was additionally identified that the occasion wasn’t an amazing argument for the wealthy needing these large tax breaks that they hold getting. “If Jeff Bezos can afford to hire Venice for a $50 million wedding ceremony, he can afford to pay his justifiable share in taxes,” Senator Elizabeth Warren wrote on X.

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Bezos, Sánchez, and their deep-pocketed visitors may as properly ship extra of their wealth the federal government’s means, as they’ve definitively proved that their cash goes to waste on making an attempt to purchase style.

It was the conflict of the whittled-down waists in Venice, the place Kim Kardashian squeezed hers into an archival Versace robe that clung to her curves like Jeff Bezos clings to his money. The darkish brown gown would have been tolerable if not for the scalloped aspect panels that resembled a colon on an anatomy chart. We do not even wish to think about what form Kardashian’s personal bowels had been contorted into beneath her shapewear.

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Barbiecore is changing into such a bore, however there was a lot pink at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding ceremony. Ivanka Trump, who has worn extra outfits that missed the mark than you may suppose, selected a shade of the colour that didn’t complement her pores and skin tone or her far darker lipstick in any respect. The beadwork on her promenade gown created a big blossom design, bringing to thoughts these poor flowers within the White Home Rose Backyard that can now have a depressing view of a concrete slab, due to its Mar-a-Lago makeover.

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Whereas many wedding ceremony attendees had been channeling Glinda the Gaudy Witch of their pink ensembles, Kendall Jenner went for a unique Oz colour scheme. In her sheer black gown and inexperienced jewels, she reworked into the Depraved Witch of the West Hollywood It Woman Urge to Wrestle the Highlight Away From the Bride on her Marriage ceremony Day. Jenner’s underwear gave the impression to be seen in some pictures, which is able to all the time be cheesy for a marriage, regardless of how socially acceptable bare attire have develop into. And her emerald jewellery regarded prefer it got here from a “Depraved” playset on the toy aisle.

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“The Nice Gatsby” star Leonard DiCaprio confirmed as much as Lauren Sánchez and Jeff Bezos’ extravaganza of extra in a baseball cap of disgrace: a black LA Dodgers hat pulled down low over his eyes. It was not appropriate formal attire, after all, and it was closely speculated that the environmentalist wore it as a result of he was embarrassed to be seen at an occasion the place the personal jet gasoline flowed like water. If he had been in Jack’s place proper then, he most likely would have gladly let go of that Titanic door.

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Jewel’s silly trend video games are tearing us aside. The “You Have been Meant for Me” singer was one of many extra random celebs on Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s visitor checklist, and he or she confirmed up in a glance that was not meant for a marriage. The entrance of her high-low gown was excessive sufficient to be a bit tasteless, and the enormous rose was maybe a cheesy try to coordinate her outfit with that of Ivanka Trump (in case you are unaware, the 2 ladies are buddies, and Jewel even carried out at considered one of Donald Trump’s inauguration occasions).

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Queen Rania of Jordan did not mud off her finest duds for America’s personal twisted model of a royal wedding ceremony. The muted stripes on her multicolored gown had been giving low-cost resort bathe curtain, whereas the robe’s sheer overlay embellished with sparkly floral particulars resembled curtains from a tween woman’s bed room. And she or he coated all of it with a bedsheet scarf. Like so most of the wedding ceremony visitors, she was dressed like a cliché caricature you may see in an indie director’s cinematic sneer on the rich.

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Days earlier than his wedding ceremony, Jeff Bezos risked embarrassing Lauren Sánchez on their massive day by buying some tan traces on his bald head. They appeared to be gone by the point he walked down the aisle, however he had one other downside: When mixed along with his black bowtie and the matching buttons on his tux, the tiny lenses of his sun shades made him seem like a price range Bond villain. He additionally made a serious trend fake pas. “He is sporting a enterprise vest, which is designed for enterprise fits,” so sayeth esteemed menswear skilled and X icon Derek Man.

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Earlier than her wedding ceremony, Lauren Sánchez’s seemingly new face work threatened to break her bridal look, however she was all smiles whereas posing in her Dolce & Gabbana wedding ceremony robe on the quilt of Vogue. Anna Wintour had introduced that she was stepping down from her place because the journal’s editor-in-chief the day earlier than the quilt was launched, making it appear as if she did not wish to be related to the style catastrophe. In a seeming try to decorate conservatively for the primary time ever, Sánchez coated her décolletage with lace however pushed her look into cheesy territory with a row of entrance buttons.

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